March 28th, 2009
I mean, come one, that is just ridiculous. If it was a magazine to meet professional doms and subs, it would have been perfect, but that's not what they said it was. And you know how sometimes they're wrapped in plastic and you're taking a chance, Lady Luck had abandoned me. With one exception.
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March 27th, 2009
March 26th, 2009
I had hoped this day would never come. I don't even type like that in IM, where everything is looser.
Ack, gone, pain, lay, down, drugs.
March 24th, 2009
Normally, the automatic response would be: clean your room and find them. Yeah, when I can't even stand up, I'm suppored to clean my roo. The only good news is I have some tie. Easter is until Apil 12 and it usually takes a week or less to sens things, two days to Miaimi or Orlando, a week aybe to British Coloumbia.
March 22nd, 2009
March 21st, 2009
Since I used to send you guys pictures for presents and I can't anymore, this is the next best thing. If you're having trouble finding something you like, let me know what you like. Either I have it but my system isn't that easier to navigate (entirely too possible) or I can get it for you. Like tacky tourist cards, I have none of those, but some people COLLECT them. I'm not making a value judgment just a well.....ummm.....come one, they're tacky and clichéd. But I will bear this task, in the name of friendship and in the hope of bunnies in return.
Also, this is just my primary suggestion, journals are another option. Journals are my default gift. Not default in the sense that I have a pile of journals, all the same and hand them out when I don't want to bother to think of something unique. Each journal I get someone is unique and, i hope, fitting. I mean default in the sense that, I think everyone needs a journal, a paper one, so if I so if I don't know someone well (be honest, I number many of you amongst my friends but it's not like I know your shoe size or anything.), or if they don't know what they want (I like it when people give me some options, clues, to figure out what to get them), or if the giftee needs or wants one anyway. Lots of reasons to give a journal, the fact that I think everyone needs and deserves on makes it my default. I also kind of think some things are like tarot cards, you shouldn't buy them for yourself. Sometimes journals are like that, not always. I mean, someone in the group has to break down and buy the friendship journal, hehehe.
So pick your cards, don't worry about the number limit, I'm not ALWAYS a heinous bitch, ask for a journal, or give me an idea or an order of what you want.
Oh, and I was serious about wanting a fleur de lis wax seal. If someone gets it for me, I promise I'll write them letters more often. I used to have some sealing wax, I think I'd just have to find it. One can never be sure.
Also, I've been really sick and out of it, so I know I've missed birthdays, so I'm thinking journals all around! If you did not receive a birthday present from me last year, please let me know what you want!. And don't go all like "you don't have to get me anything" cause that will just make me PISSED OFF. It's not nice to make me pissed off is it? So just accept the fact that I like sending people presents, I like it if they like them and I love wrapping them. Don't be afraid to ask for porn or lube or something. But nothing too expensive. I mention that here cause I know good naughty presents are really, really, really not cheap. Maybe I should send every one Different Loving. If you have an Amazon wish list, please respond to this with the name I can use to find it, because of this, comments will be screened.
I'm posting pretty fast, like sometimes more than once a day, so if you want to catch everything, you have more than one new post.
March 19th, 2009
I seriously can't decide if homicide or suicide is the best option.
Oh, and my leg. My left leg is completely useless. You know that feeling when it goes to sleep for a really long time then you have five minutes of excruciating pain and pins and needles. Well, it's been like that for over a week. I've set up pillows around my bed because 70 percent of the time I stand up and hit the floor and I'm tired of cleaning up the blood.
The doctor's checked for a blood clot, cause that could kill me, after that its "uh, I dun knw I drinkers my way thru med school.
To top it off I'm trying to apply for SSI (government disability) but the pain in my leg is so bad I can't remember my birthdate, so I take some drugs. then i can't remember why I need to remember my birthday.
So I'm thinking, if I commit homicide, at least I'll have a place to live, food to east, and free lesbian sex.
March 18th, 2009
Sorry the pic is down. When there is a pic here, you'll know it'd fixed.